gatorbiscuits:

*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

oh-lala-paris:

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:


Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

THIS IS PERFECT
theonion:

7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming

I just turned off the “I don’t want to see or be seen by straight people” option of okcupid, (not really sure why I turned it off) but now straight guys are messaging me and it’s like, I can’t tell if they know that I’m not a girl. I can’t tell where they’re coming from. I think is likely that they just completely aren’t reading my profile, and simply assuming I’m a girl from my profile picture (which is a really pretty picture of me tbh)

kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

My professor, who is teaching a course about the internet, pronounced vlogging as “vee-logging” today in class. I nearly lost it.

vaporwave-official:

Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.

aminaabramovic:

yes to vines where everyone is consenting to be filmed and no one gets hurt/harassed

no to vines that do the opposite of that

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

I’m very very opposed to the idea of having a car for a bunch of reasons but I feel like I need to get one because public transportation and walking are both very very scary for me, probably more scary than driving but I’m not sure. My level of fear aside, I wonder which is actually more safe…

somebody tell me how to overcome fear

i can’t live in a perpetual state of anxiety